people have been saying this since like 2014 but you guys seriously for real need to get some identity-shaping real life hobbies. basing your entire sense of self off a fabricated persona you developed by carefully exchanging social currency online is not sustainable or healthy
the fact that you see this as some kind of vaguepost and not face value genuine advice is indicative of the exact problem i’ve addressed here
sure sure!!! heres his bio that we make for all the characters we have
basically, he’s a better angie and korekiyo i think. he tends to speak cryptically and mysteriously and not many people really understands a word that hes saying because of that. people dont really like him because hes just really weird.
he says he can hear the stars whispering secrets to him so he knows a lot of secrets about our other characters and things he shouldnt know and sometimes predicts future events.
he also is smitten with megumi because he thinks shes some kind of moon goddess and shes kind of creeped out by him and hachi hates him because of it. but he has a rebound, since @cym0rgs character ayame was also rebuffed by hachi… and theyre really cute together actually.
spoilers below if you care
unfortunately, ayame is the chapter 1 victim because fuyutsuki really thought she was the mastermind after she skulked around a lot and was trying to open a secret hatch she found. he knocks her out and buries her (out of respect and to not get caught) but doesnt realize that he didnt actually kill her so she suffocates in her shallow grave. then hes gotta get executed because she wasnt actually the mastermind.
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY… I LOVE YOU… this is a little short but i hope you like it ;u; have a GREAT day filled with many gontas
53. your scream woke up the entire building because you’re so damn excited about the first snow fall and i’m going to give you a piece of my mind except you’re really cute
Miu is dreaming of something like her childhood home when she’s shaken awake by the familiar heavy floor-shaking thuds of Gonta entering her room. She pretends to still be asleep. She usually is at this time, anyway - shit, what time is it? Too early, she’s sure.
“Miu! Miu, snow!”
Miu has more than half a mind to burrow herself deeper into the blankets and try to go back to sleep. She’s seen snow a hundred fucking times; she doubts it’ll be any different now. Being woken up by Gonta loudly announcing the first snowfall of winter is decidedly low on the list of ways she’d like to spend a Wednesday morning. So, Miu keeps her eyes shut and rolls over, snuggling into her covers and her stuffed animals.
“Miu, come and see,” Gonta says after a moment, no less excited. Goddamn, big guy’s never taken a hint in his life.
“Fuckin’… tired,” Miu croaks out.
“Oh! Did Gonta wake you up? Gonta’s sorry!” Miu can hear him shift where he stands next to her bed. “Gonta just wanted Miu to see… Snow really pretty.”
Miu groans and forces her eyes open. It’s hard not to humor Gonta - he’s letting her stay in his house, after all; it’s the least she can do. Plus, she finds it annoyingly difficult to be irritated with him when he’s so cute. She rolls over, squinting, and lets her eyes adjust to the cold winter light.
Outside her window, well, there’s snow. Untouched snow as far as the eye can see, blanketing the fields and the trees that dot the countryside. Even Gonta’s beehives are covered in a layer of white. It looks like something out of a painting, Miu supposes, but not that impressive. Not worth waking up at eight o'clock for. Until she turns away from the window and looks up at her partner.
Gonta’s eyes are bright, sparkling. Miu’s used to seeing this kind of excitement in him reserved for insects, or occasionally photographs of wild wolves. Shit, she realizes. This actually makes him really happy.
“Hey,” she says, her heart fluttering with a sudden burst of affection. “Gimme some time to get my shit together. But you wanna go outside? Make a snowman or somethin’?”
Gonta looks down at her, puzzled. “Snowman?”
“Yeah, you know, roll the snow together and make, like, a sculpture of a little dude?”
“Miu will have to show Gonta!” The smile has returned to his face.
“Yeah, just wanna eat first and stuff.” Miu feels much more alert now. Ah, well. She can always take a nap if she needs to. Besides, Gonta’s worth it.
IF YOU TAILGATE ME IN THE SLOW LANE IN YOUR JACKED UP TRUCK WITH YOUR BRIGHTS ON, I WILL FIRST CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE TRYING TO WARN ME OF A SERIAL KILLER IN MY BACKSEAT LIKE THAT “SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK” STORY, AND IF YOU ARENT, I WILL CONTINUE AT MY PRESENT SPEED
roll into a ditch in clown country where you BELONG
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
maki harumaki. shes just… totally the type of character i love. she’s rude and aloof and can be mean, but inside she is tender and has never been loved… i cherish her and want her to find happiness
eirin yagokoro Moon Weed Space Nurse. ive always liked her, i love how she interacts with her princess and her assistant and… tewi. it’s something special to leave behind the society you CREATED to go live in exile as a fugitive with princess kaguya. eirin is cool. i admire her devotion and work ethic.
anarchy panty. i think she’s SO great. a bitch lives as free as a bird. i love characters who aren’t shy about being a loud fucking bitch. she gets what she wants! also i like her outfits a lot.
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
this is a cop out but miu and kaede being sisters
G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN OTP
yeah so back when i was 13 i was really into naruto, we’re talking like over a decade ago, i REALLY liked shikamaru/temari……. dont @ me i was 13
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
gontamiu… kaemaki always, always love kaemaki. saimota. saiibo. i like a lot of ships but thats what im focused on rn
Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?
hypmic, bnha, and i also know a great deal about fate:go because my housemates play it. i know a little about dead by daylight. i don’t want to know about voltron but i do ): im also pretty fluent in overwatch considering i have read absolutely 0 of the lore other than the comic where tracer has gf
man i was saying this on twitter but… there are sooo many good gay kaede ships that i could totally get behind in theory. except im trapped in a prison of my own creation. i can’t ship kaede or maki with anyone but each other… it just feels wrong… they’re wives
J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)
If It Were Not For This Curséd Web Site. i would remain blissfully unaware that people ship muppets. and yet. here. we are.
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
in canon… probably touko. im proud of her and she deserves so much. inside my own mind though it’s maki or miu postgame
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
YES
maki and saihara are both trans
kaede and maki are GAY, gay himiko is also very important to me
ive had people present me with neurotypical miu and i don’t care for that shit at all
V3 IS VR AND EVERYONE IS OKAY (physically, at least)
pretty much my entire rewritten angie and korekiyo. it makes me really happy when other people call her angelie because that’s, like… not canon? i made that up. also when other people use they/them for korekiyo… big heart emojis. that IS korekiyo to me and i won’t accept anything else
